Obnoxious arrogant schoolmates; how to show them their place.
If you're sure the offender is the next person to use the shower
you're
in
luck and that person will be blue. Here's how: Go to the VET
and
purchase
some fairly large empty gelatin capsules, fill them with something
like
RIT,
a dye used to dye clothes in the washing machine. Personally I
prefer
Woad
Blue, but then I'm a Scot. Purchase some plain gelatin at the grocery.
Mix
it up in hot water and after the surface becomes the least bit sticky
dip
the capsule in and dry it with an hair dryer, repeat this several
times.
Admittedly this part is a bit tricky.
Zip into the WC, carefully remove the shower head, pop a few capsules
in the
pipe and replace the shower head. Then when the water flows at first no
color will flow, about the time your schoolmate gets soapy and closes
the
eyes -- well then the color will flow. OBTW There is no cure, it has to
wear off. Usually humility wears on at the same time.
Another outstanding trick is to sneak into the WC and stretch Saran
Wrap
over the toilet bowl. Make a really neat job of it. This is best done
late
Friday or Saturday night. When the offender returns from a night of
revelry
that person will approach the white throne depending on their specific
degree of devotion, they may reverently kneel, respectfully stand or
sit in quiet spiritual contemplation. In any case they will be dazed
and amazed.
In rather cold damp climates I've found the early morning application
of
Super Glue to the appropriate door knob a few minutes before it will be
grasped is quite a bonding experience. As a person so joined as it
might be
said, is usually in a state of undress the opportunities for contumely
and
opprobrium are virtually infinite.
If the
offending person has been out drinking and is now abed and if
perchance a hand of the offender dangles from the bed, well, hummm.
Fill a
small bowl with slightly cooled water, stack some stuff so you can sit
the
bowl on it and carefully immerse the offender's hand in the slightly
cooled
water... Beat a silent but hasty retreat. Shortly the offender will
awaken
realizing he had a liquid problem and now has to lay in it.
Bill McCaslin
Dir. Technical Services & Training
Document Imaging Solutions, LLC http://www.documentnospamimage.com
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. ~~ Terry Pratchett
