Obnoxious arrogant schoolmates; how to
show them their place.
If you're sure the offender is the next person to use
the shower you're in luck and that person will be blue. Here's
how: Go to the VET and purchase some fairly large empty gelatin
capsules, fill them with something like RIT, a dye used to dye
clothes in the washing machine. Personally I prefer Woad Blue,
but then I'm a Scot. Purchase some plain gelatin at the grocery. Mix it
up in hot water and after the surface becomes the least bit sticky dip
the capsule in and dry it with an hair dryer, repeat this several
times. Admittedly this part is a bit tricky.
Zip into the WC, carefully
remove the shower head, pop a few capsules in the pipe and replace the
shower head. Then when the water flows at first no color will flow,
about the time your schoolmate gets soapy and closes the eyes -- well
then the color will flow. OBTW There is no cure, it has to wear off.
Usually humility wears on at the same time.
Another outstanding trick
is to sneak into the WC and stretch Saran Wrap over the toilet bowl.
Make a really neat job of it. This is best done late Friday or Saturday
night. When the offender returns from a night of revelry that person
will approach the white throne depending on their specific degree of
devotion, they may reverently kneel, respectfully stand or sit in quiet
spiritual contemplation. In any case they will be dazed and amazed.
In rather cold damp
climates I've found the early morning application of Super Glue to the
appropriate door knob a few minutes before it will be grasped is quite
a bonding experience. As a person so joined as it might be said, is
usually in a state of undress the opportunities for contumely and
opprobrium are virtually infinite.
If the offending person has
been out drinking and is now abed and if perchance a hand of the
offender dangles from the bed, well, hummm. Fill a small bowl with
slightly cooled water, stack some stuff so you can sit the bowl on it
and carefully immerse the offender's hand in the slightly cooled
water... Beat a silent but hasty retreat. Shortly the offender will
awaken realizing he had a liquid problem and now has to lay in it.
Bill McCaslin Dir.
Technical Services & Training Document Imaging Solutions, LLC http://www.documentnospamimage.com
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A marriage is always made
up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one
snores. ~~ Terry Pratchett
